13 YEAR ANNIVERSARY FUNNY QUOTES

“Marriage is like a game of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, but by the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning, a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.” – Bruce Lee

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” – Unknown

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney

“Marriage is a workshop… where husband works and wife shops!” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a roller coaster. Some days you’re screaming in terror, and other days you’re laughing your head off.” – Unknown

“The secret to a happy marriage is having a husband who is really into woodworking, so he’s always busy in the garage and you can watch whatever you want on TV.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown

“Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out.” – Unknown

“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” – Unknown

“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” – Dave Meurer

“Marriage: when dating goes too far.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” – Unknown

“After 13 years of marriage, I can safely say I’m not getting any better at laundry or cooking, but I am a pro at avoiding arguments.” – Unknown

“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man-child who can’t find his socks.” – Unknown

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Unknown

“The secret to a happy marriage is to marry someone who enjoys the same level of sarcasm as you.” – Unknown

“Marriage is the bonding of two individuals who have found a way to boss each other around for the rest of their lives.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a fine wine, it gets better with age, but sometimes it gives you a headache.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you can lose your queen.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a musical. Sometimes you’re singing in perfect harmony, and other times one of you is off-key.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a dishwasher. You load it with dirty dishes and hopes, and sometimes it overflows.” – Unknown

“After 13 years of marriage, my spouse still hasn’t figured out that leaving the toilet seat up is a crime punishable by silent treatment.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a comedy show. You start with an opening act, and if you’re lucky, it ends with a standing ovation.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a hot cup of coffee. It can keep you warm, but if you’re not careful, it can also burn you.” – Unknown

“Marriage is like a book. The first few chapters are filled with excitement, but then you realize it’s a never-ending series.” – Unknown

“After 13 years of marriage, my spouse still can’t tell the difference between the laundry basket and the floor. Maybe it’s time for a pop quiz.” – Unknown