“Laces out, Dan!”

“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”

“Do not go in there!”

“All righty then!”

“I think that’s Captain Winky.”

“Like a glove!”

“Alrighty then, pet detective is on the case!”

“Excuse me, but I think I’ve lost my dog!”

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance?”


“Hello, ball!”

“Your balls are showing.”

“Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle!”

“Spank you very much!”

“Bumblebee tuna!”

“You must be the monopoly guy.”

“Cannibal! Frustrated cannibal!”

“Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!”

“They call it ‘a little exaggerated’ when they want to lie.”

“I’m looking for Ray Finkle… and a clean pair of shorts.”

“If I’m not back in ten minutes, call the police. Ehhm, scratch that. Call the National Guard!”

“Hey! I’m not a detective, I’m a pet dick. A pet detective.”

“Better get out the broom, because this chick just got swept.”

“Do you have any more of your little hors d’oeuvres type stuff? You know, like little weenies.”

“I’ve got a package for you!”

“That depends… on how bad you want to find your dolphin.”

“Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear.”

“There’s someone on the wing. Some…..thing!”

“I’m kick-ass on the SATs.”

“Alrighty then! Ace is back in town!”