“I’m not high-maintenance, I just know what I want.”

“I don’t do mornings. Mornings are for peasants.”

“I live my life one statement necklace at a time.”

“I don’t need a Prince Charming, I need a man who can handle my fabulousness.”

“I don’t diet, I accessorize.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have strong opinions that everyone should listen to.”

“I didn’t choose the glamorous life, the glamorous life chose me.”

“My mantra is ‘shopping heals all wounds.'”

“I only gossip about fabulous people. Sorry, not sorry.”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”

“My love language is Chanel.”

“The only drama I enjoy is on Broadway.”

“I don’t believe in luck, I believe in fabulousness.”

“Life is too short to wear boring clothes.”

“If I’m going to commit to something, it better be fabulous.”

“I don’t follow trends, I start them.”

“I’m an enigma wrapped in a designer handbag.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a closet full of fabulous shoes.”

“I don’t need a GPS, I navigate life based on intuition and a fabulous sense of style.”

“I don’t have bad hair days, only temporary hairstyle experiments.”

“I have a PhD in fabulousness.”

“Fashion is my superpower.”

“I don’t believe in modesty, it’s overrated.”

“I’m not just a diva, I’m a diva on a mission.”

“I don’t need saving, I’m my own superhero.”

“I don’t chase dreams, I strut towards them in stilettos.”

“I don’t apologize for being fabulous, it’s just who I am.”

“My closet is my sanctuary, my temple of fabulousness.”

“I don’t do casual, everything in my life is extraordinary.”

“I don’t believe in limits, only possibilities for more fabulousness.”