“I get up, I go to work, I go to bed. The rest is just pure jelly.” – Arthur Bach

“Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next day.” – Arthur Bach

“The best ideas come to me when I’m not thinking at all.” – Arthur Bach

“If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.” – Arthur Bach

“I truly believe laughter is the best way to burn calories.” – Arthur Bach

“Life is too short to wear boring clothes.” – Arthur Bach

“I’m allergic to manual labor, it makes me break out in awkward conversations.” – Arthur Bach

“The best time to make a decision is five minutes ago.” – Arthur Bach

“Why be normal, when you can be yourself?” – Arthur Bach

“Lying is the art of convincing people to believe in your truth.” – Arthur Bach

“In life, it’s essential to have a personal bar. Mine just happens to be higher than most people’s.” – Arthur Bach

“If someone’s going to be offended by my existence, that’s their problem, not mine.” – Arthur Bach

“I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic hatreds.” – Arthur Bach

“A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body.” – Arthur Bach

“I find that the harder I work, the luckier I get. But, I’m not entirely convinced that’s always true.” – Arthur Bach

“You know what? I would trade all of my technology for an extra hour of sleep.” – Arthur Bach

“Life is like a box of chocolates, but I prefer champagne and caviar.” – Arthur Bach

“I believe in the power of positive exaggeration.” – Arthur Bach

“My doctor told me I have a deficiency of Vitamin ME.” – Arthur Bach

“I prefer to live in the moment, and preferably in a five-star hotel.” – Arthur Bach

“The key to a great life is a great credit card limit.” – Arthur Bach

“Sometimes, the best way to solve a problem is to simply ignore it and hope it goes away.” – Arthur Bach

“I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.” – Arthur Bach

“I strive for perfection – and if that fails, I’ll settle for making everyone else feel inferior.” – Arthur Bach

“Dressing well is a form of good manners.” – Arthur Bach

“I’m allergic to cheap champagne and average people.” – Arthur Bach

“Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Arthur Bach

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Arthur Bach

“Why work hard when you can work smart and delegate to competent people?” – Arthur Bach

“To me, money is just a way to keep score in life. And so far, I’m winning.” – Arthur Bach