“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!”

“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”

“Another glorious morning, makes me sick!”

“I’m a disgrace! I haven’t had a virgin in years!”

“I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!”

“I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright!”

“You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!”

“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”

“I smell…a child.”

“Boys will be boys…unless they’re dead.”

“Filthy little beast! You shall not take another step!”

“Dost thou comprehendeth the gravity of thy transgression?”

“Oh, look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!”

“I suggest we form a calming circle.”

“Summon the burning rain of death!”

“We desire children.”

“Once called, I’ll be bound to them in death as I was in life.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. For a moment there, I mistook you for a teacher!”

“Thank you, Max. Thackery, you’re all so very kind.”

“Well, thanks a lot, Binford. You just ruined our appetites!”

“You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”

“I smell children!”

“I am not playing a child tonight.”

“Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe!”

“No, I think you’ve made the wrong choice. Because it’s going to cost you your life!”

“I say we make a potion to turn them into cockroaches!”

“I’ll have your gut for garters, Jack!”

“Fly. Fly! Fly!”

“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!”

“Goodbye, cruel world!”