“Life is a cabaret, old chum, come to the cabaret!” – Emcee

“What good is sitting alone in your room? Come hear the music play.” – Emcee

“In here, life is beautiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful.” – Emcee

“Don’t tell Mama I was drinking at the cabaret.” – Sally Bowles

“Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Come on in!” – Emcee

“Leave your troubles outside. So, life is disappointing? Forget it!” – Emcee

“I’m my own wife. I have no husband.” – Fraulein Schneider

“Money makes the world go around.” – Emcee

“If you could see her through my eyes, she wouldn’t look Jewish at all.” – Herr Schultz

“A little bit of larceny is good for the soul.” – Ernst Ludwig

“What good would the moon be to me? I can’t use it in here.” – Fraulein Schneider

“If you dream it, you can do it.” – Cliff

“Marry me, or may I just say how much I love you.” – Fraulein Schneider

“The trouble with fruit is, it’s perishable.” – Ernst Ludwig

“Life is a cabaret, old friend. Come to the cabaret.” – Sally Bowles

“All pretense and poise can be a bore, for too much touch up, and I wake up.” – Emcee

“I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate.” – Fraulein Kost

“It couldn’t please me more.” – Herr Schultz

“Here I rest, set free.” – Fraulein Schneider

“What wouldn’t I give for a moment of quiet, a moment of lonely repose?” – Sally Bowles

“It’s time for a holiday! Life is frivolity, with the paper moon.” – Emcee

“What do you think it’s like, to go to bed with someone?” – Fraulein Schneider

“No more hair clippers, no more tinkers. I’m marrying a millionaire.” – Sally Bowles

“The essence of cabaret is freedom.” – Emcee

“Sitting front and center, front and center, while they check your seat.” – Female Ensemble

“Somebody has to break these tension.” – Sally Bowles

“What’s that motto you live by? ‘Leave your troubles outside.'” – Sally Bowles

“Is it imagination or have you never looked at me that way before?” – Herr Schultz

“Here I am, back stage at the ‘Kit Kat Club’. Dreaming of Maxims, and Scheherad”, “Coming for to fatten me”. – Emcee and Chorus

“For it’s a fact, a healthy boy, a healthy boy, is all a healthy girl needs.” – Female Ensemble