CLEANLINESS QUOTES FUNNY

“Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.” – Unknown

“I cleaned my room so well, now I can’t find anything.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller

“I feel like my house is clean only when the dishwasher is empty and the laundry is done… for about five minutes.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house with kids around is like trying to shovel snow during a blizzard.” – Unknown

“A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house: making one pile of things from another pile of things.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house is a mindless task that gives me time to think about all the other things I don’t want to do.” – Unknown

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” – Phyllis Diller

“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.” – Margaret Culkin Banning

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller

“Every time I clean my house, I find more dust bunnies conspiring under the couch.” – Unknown

“Cleaning with a toddler at home is like trying to fold a fitted sheet. It never ends and always ends up messy.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house is a never-ending race against chaos and pet hair.” – Unknown

“There should be a special name for the feeling of satisfaction after cleaning your house and then your kids destroy it in five minutes.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house with kids around is like trying to brush your teeth while eating Oreos.” – Unknown

“Cleaning up your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it’s still snowing.” – Phyllis Diller

“Cleaning the house: vacuuming is an aerobic exercise; laundry is weightlifting; dusting is karate.” – Unknown

“I clean because I’m good at multitasking – I can watch TV, clean the house, and think about what I’m going to eat next all at the same time.” – Unknown

“Cleaning with kids is like trying to swim with floaties on – you never quite reach your goal.” – Unknown

“Cleaning your house before the kids come over is like flossing your teeth before eating a chocolate cake.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house is like an Olympic event – you sprint from one room to another, trying to beat your best time.” – Unknown

“I cleaned my house for six hours today and instead of feeling accomplished, I just feel exhausted.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house while the kids are awake is like trying to knit a sweater with a kitten on your lap.” – Unknown

“Cleaning is a fun way to pretend that everything in my life is under control.” – Unknown

“Cleaning with kids around is just a form of organized chaos.” – Unknown

“Cleaning the house is just an excuse for me to listen to loud music and dance around like no one’s watching.” – Unknown

“I don’t mind cleaning, as long as someone else does it.” – Unknown

“Cleaning up after kids is like trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon.” – Unknown

“The only thing I gain from cleaning my house is a spotless home and sore muscles.” – Unknown