“Mayberry is a state of mind.”

“I believe in getting in hot water. It keeps you clean.”

“The key to a successful life is a sense of humor.”

“I’m a firm believer in the power of laughter.”

“You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims.”

“I don’t think I was cut out to be a politician. I think I was cut out to be an actor.”

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.”

“I learned early on that being funny was a good defense mechanism.”

“I just always loved to make people laugh. It’s my favorite thing in the world.”

“You have to laugh, even when you can’t find a reason to.”

“In comedy, timing is everything.”

“I love playing characters who are a little bit eccentric.”

“I never wanted to be the leading man. I always wanted to be the character actor.”

“Losing can be a good thing. It teaches you humility.”

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”

“Don’t be afraid to take risks and try something new.”

“You can’t control the outcome, but you can control your effort.”

“Laughter is the best medicine.”

“Be true to yourself and follow your own path.”

“You’re never too old to start something new.”

“Don’t take life too seriously. None of us get out alive anyway.”

“Fame is like caviar, you know it’s good, but you can get too much of it.”

“Success is finding satisfaction in doing what you love.”

“Stay humble, even when you achieve great success.”

“You can’t please everyone, so focus on pleasing yourself.”

“Surround yourself with positive people who believe in you.”

“Don’t let fear stop you from pursuing your dreams.”

“The greatest joy in life is making others happy.”

“Age is just a number. Don’t let it define you.”

“Always be kind and treat others with respect.”