“Fish are friends, not food.”

“I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine.”

“Just when you think you’ve seen everything, something unexpected happens.”

“Fish are powerless against me and my hunger.”

“I never knew my father. I’m not sure what kind of fish he was. I never really hung around with him.”

“Fish are our friends. We should protect them, not eat them.”

“I can’t help it if I have a strong predisposition for eating fish.”

“I can smell fish from miles away!”

“One small bite wouldn’t hurt, would it?”

“When fish swim together in a school, they always follow the current.”

“We sharks are not mindless eating machines. Just misunderstood.”

“You can run but you can’t swim, little fishy!”

“I’m a predator, it’s in my nature to hunt.”

“Don’t be afraid, I won’t bite… hard.”

“A little fish shouldn’t wander off alone.”

“You can’t run, you can’t hide, you can’t swim.”

“There’s plenty of fish in the sea, but only one Bruce!”

“Fish are a delicious treasure, waiting to be devoured.”

“Fishy, fishy, in the sea, won’t you come and swim with me?”

“I don’t want to eat plankton. I want to eat fish!”

“When a shark bites you, you know you’re really in trouble.”

“Fishy, fishy, in my belly, you’ll taste so sweet and really smelly.”

“I would gladly share my fishy friends with you, just come closer!”

“Fish are like little snacks, waiting to be gobbled up.”

“Hungry sharks can’t afford to be picky eaters.”

“Once you’re in my sights, you’re as good as caught.”

“Fish are like candy to me, I just can’t resist.”

“I’ve got a big appetite and it’s calling for some fishy delight.”

“A shark’s gotta eat. It’s all part of the circle of life.”

“Fish, oh fish, where can you hide? In the ocean so vast, there’s nowhere to slide.”