FUNNY FOOTBALL MOM QUOTES

“I don’t have a favorite team, I’m just here for the snacks.”

“I may not know all the rules, but I definitely know how to cheer.”

“Football is a game of inches, and so is the space in my trunk for all the gear.”

“I may not be on the field, but I’m the MVP of tailgating.”

“My Sundays are fully booked with football and complaining about the referees.”

“I love football, but my kid’s jersey collection is bankrupting me.”

“I only scream at the TV during football season, it’s a mom thing.”

“My football mom duty? Yell at the top of my lungs and embarrass my kids.”

“I can’t run on the field, but I can run to the concession stand.”

“I may not understand all the plays, but I’ve perfected my victory dance.”

“Being a football mom means having more team spirit than fashion sense.”

“Football season is like a second mortgage, but it keeps my kids out of trouble.”

“I never knew how much I loved football until my kid started playing.”

“I spend more time on the sidelines than I do in my own home.”

“Cheering for one team while secretly hoping the other team fumbles is a football mom’s dilemma.”

“If being loud and proud is a crime, then lock me up on the sideline.”

“I may not have played football, but I could definitely give the coach a run for his money in motivational speeches.”

“Football practice? More like taxi service for moms.”

“My life is a constant battle between loving football and hating laundry.”

“On game day, my coffee is stronger than the defense.”

“Football moms don’t sweat, they sparkle.”

“My seat may be in the stands, but my heart is always on the field.”

“When my kid scores a touchdown, it feels like I won the lottery.”

“My favorite quarterback? Whoever brings the best snacks for the team.”

“Who needs a personal trainer when you have a football player for a child?”

“My wardrobe consists of team jerseys and yoga pants, it’s the football mom uniform.”

“Football season is like a tornado, it leaves my house a mess but brings so much excitement.”

“If football games were a workout, I’d have the fittest vocal cords.”

“I don’t play football, but I can tackle a plate of nachos like a pro.”

“My kids might be on the field, but I’m the real MVP of this family.”