FUNNY KANYE LYRIC QUOTES

“I’m like a fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary.”

“I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.”

“I feel like Pablo when I’m working on my shoes.”

“I’m definitely in my zone, autozone.”

“Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it. I guess every superhero need his theme music.”

“Choke a South Park writer with a fish stick.”

“I’m trying to right my wrongs, but it’s funny the same wrongs helped me write this song.”

“Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.”

“You should be grateful a nigga like me ever noticed you.”

“Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips.”

“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me. Like, oh great, now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

“I was high when I met her, she was sipping wine.”

“I made that bitch famous.”

“I’m just having fun with it, you know, like a kidney stone.”

“I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem, or use my arrogance as a steam to power my dreams.”

“Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.”

“I be speakin’ Swaghili.”

“I think I’m so fly, I need to be an airport.”

“She said, ‘Can Kanye get some?’ I said, ‘Can he get what?'”

“I dress like it’s my last day on Earth. I’m on my Rebel shit, I’m on my Maverick shit.”

“I need more drinks and less lights, and that American Apparel girl in just tights.”

“You see there’s leaders and there’s followers, but I’d rather be a dick than a swallower.”

“I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.”

“I’m like a human amapiano, I give the world the beat they dance to.”

“I’m Kanye West and this is my homey, I don’t know if you got the memo.”

“I keep it 300, like the Romans.”

“You see a black man with a white woman at the top floor, they gon’ come to kill King Kong.”

“Yeezy, Yeezy, what’s good? It’s your boy, Max B, what’s going on?”

“I still think I am the greatest.”

“If I was more complacent and I listened to music more, I would have constantly changed.”