FUNNY KISS QUOTES

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” – Ingrid Bergman

“I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” – Chico Marx

“A kiss is a secret told to the mouth instead of the ear; kisses are the messengers of love and tenderness.” – Ingrid Bergman

“A kiss is the shortest distance between two people.” – Henny Youngman

“A kiss is like a shortcut for saying ‘Hello’ or a way of showing that the person means a lot to you.” – Oliver B. Greene

“Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink, and your thirst increases.” – Chinese Proverb

“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I have never had time for tobacco since.” – Arturo Toscanini

“A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.” – Rupert Brooke

“A kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving.” – Anonymous

“I wasn’t kissing her, I was just whispering in her mouth.” – Ursula Burns

“A kiss is a secret which takes the lips for the ear.” – Edmond Rostand

“A kiss is a rosy dot over the ‘i’ of loving.” – Cyrano de Bergerac

“A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion.” – Unknown

“A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.” – Spanish Proverb

“Kissing is like a bee sucking honey from a flower and the honey never ends.” – Unknown

“A man’s kiss is his signature.” – Mae West

“A kiss is the interchange of thought between two fools.” – Oscar Wilde

“The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.” – Emil Ludwig

“Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer—you can never get enough.” – Unknown

“A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.” – Guy de Maupassant

“A kiss can be a comma, a question, or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.” – Mistinguett

“If you think a kiss is just a kiss, you have never been kissed like this.” – Unknown

“A kiss is the outward visible sign of an inward fever.” – George Borrow

“Science teaches us that a kiss is nothing more than the meeting of two sets of lips. But we all know it’s so much more than that.” – Unknown

“A man had given all other bliss, and all his worldly worth for this, to waste his whole heart in one kiss upon her perfect lips.” – Alfred Tennyson

“There is the kiss that changes everything, there is the kiss that alters the course of history.” – Unknown

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” – Unknown

“I can’t drink coffee, but I can kiss you.” – Unknown

“A kiss is a secret told to the mouth instead of the ear.” – Edmond Rostand

“A kiss is like a poem, which needs to be read and understood in the right way.” – Unknown