“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” – Dr. Seuss

“I’m not crazy. I’m just special… no, wait, maybe I’m crazy!” – Unknown

“Be a voice, not an echo.” – Albert Einstein

“You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” – Lewis Carroll

“I strive to be the person my dog thinks I am.” – Unknown

“If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” – W.C. Fields

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the floor.” – Unknown

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh

“I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.” – Arthur Rubinstein

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I’m not shy, I’m just too cool to talk to strangers.” – Unknown

“I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastination.” – Unknown

“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.” – Unknown

“I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.” – Unknown

“Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins

“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.” – Unknown

“I’m not awkward, you’re just too normal.” – Unknown

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.” – Unknown

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite

“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.” – Unknown

“If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.” – Tallulah Bankhead

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs

“I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.” – Charles M. Schulz

“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.” – Unknown

“The best part of going out is coming back home.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown

“If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around.” – Unknown

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown

“Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.” – Unknown