“Snowboarding is the only place where doing a faceplant in the snow is considered a successful trick.”

“Why did the snowboarder bring a ladder to the mountain? To reach new heights, of course!”

“If you’re not falling, you’re not trying hard enough. Or you’re just really good at this snowboarding thing.”

“Snowboarding: ruining perfectly good sled hills since forever.”

“Snowboarding is like life – you’re always going uphill, just to come crashing down.”

“Snowboarding is the closest we can get to flying without actually jumping off a cliff.”

“I’m snowboarding-obsessed, my blood type should be ‘powder positive.'”

“They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a snowboarding pass and that’s pretty close.”

“My favorite snowboarding accessory? A big smile to hide the faceplant bruises.”

“Snowboarding is the art of catching a cold headfirst.”

“If you listen carefully, you can hear the mountain whisper secrets to those who snowboard.”

“Snowboarding is like dancing on a slippery stage, except the stage is a mountain and the audience is snowflakes.”

“Snowboarding: the only sport where you actively seek out freezing temperatures and risk your life for fun.”

“I live for those moments when I feel weightless, flying above the snow on my snowboard.”

“The best powder day is the one where you can’t feel your face and you don’t even care.”

“Snowboarding is my therapy. If only my therapist accepted double black diamonds as payment.”

“Snowboarding is a workout that just happens to have breathtaking views.”

“Life’s a slope, and I’m just snowboarding through it.”

“Hold my board, I got this! Famous last words before a snowboarding fail.”

“Snowboarding difficulties: trying to look cool while flailing down the mountain.”

“Snowboarders don’t need a therapist, they have gravity and big slopes.”

“Life is better on a snowboard. Just watch out for the occasional tree.”

“I have a solid plan for snowboarding success: shred, wipeout, repeat.”

“Snowboarding is all about the thrill of the ride, and by ride, I mean faceplanting into fresh powder.”

“The mountains are calling, and I must find every possible way to slide down them on my snowboard.”

“I don’t always fall when I snowboard, but when I do, I make it look spectacular.”

“You know you’re a snowboarder when you bring sunscreen, not to protect your skin, but to draw funny pictures on it.”

“Snowboarding is like life: if you don’t take risks, you’ll never truly soar.”

“Be fearless in the pursuit of fresh powder and great memories.”

“Snowboarding: because walking down the mountain is for people who don’t know what they’re missing.”