GINGERBREAD HOUSE FUNNY QUOTES

“Gingerbread houses are the original tiny homes.”

“I’m just here for the gingerbread and icing, the rest is just for show.”

“Gingerbread houses: where candy becomes real estate.”

“I tried to make a gingerbread mansion, but it turned out more like a gingerbread shack.”

“When life gives you crumbs, make a gingerbread house.”

“I’m convinced that gingerbread houses were created to boost the candy industry.”

“Gingerbread: because eating walls is frowned upon.”

“Who needs a real house when you can live in a gingerbread one?”

“The best part of a gingerbread house is the demolition crew after Christmas.”

“No mortgage, no property taxes – gingerbread houses are the ultimate affordable housing.”

“Gingerbread houses: the only kind of real estate that tastes as good as it looks.”

“The construction expertise required to build a gingerbread house is no joke. Respect the architects.”

“When in doubt, add more candy to your gingerbread house.”

“I may not be an engineer, but I can build a mean gingerbread house.”

“Who needs an alarm clock when you have a gingerbread house attracting ants?”

“Home is where the gingerbread is.”

“Gingerbread houses: where calories are just a suggestion.”

“Gingerbread houses are a valid reason to play with your food.”

“Some people build gingerbread houses, others eat them. I do both.”

“Gingerbread houses: because edible architecture is the future.”

“If you ever try to sell a gingerbread house, don’t expect to make much dough.”

“When life gets tough, build a gingerbread house and let your worries melt away with the icing.”

“My gingerbread house deserves its own plot twist because it never stands up straight.”

“Gingerbread houses: where art and dessert collide.”

“Gingerbread houses are my therapy – I get to imagine biting into stress.”

“If only mortgages were made with gingerbread and gumdrops, we’d all be homeowners.”

“I’m not saying gingerbread houses are impressive, but I challenge anyone to build a chocolate chip cookie house.”

“Making a gingerbread house is like navigating through a sugar-filled obstacle course.”

“Gingerbread houses: where it’s acceptable to have a roof covered in gumdrops.”

“Gingerbread houses are the only homes where you can eat the runway.”