“I’m the one they should be scared of. Not you, not Mr. J, because I’m Harley freaking Quinn!”

“I’m a Harley Quinn. When life throws me an anvil, I throw back a punchline.”

“I’m no damsel in distress. I’m a badass, self-rescuing princess!”

“Behind every successful man, there’s a badass woman!”

“I’m here for emancipation. You’re here for vengeance. Birds of a feather…”

“My favorite thing about being Harley Quinn is that you just never know what I’m gonna do next!”

“I may be insane, but darling, I’m also brilliant!”

“In a world full of boring, be the sparkly, colorful and fabulous!”

“They think I’m just a blonde bimbo. But I’m a blonde BIMBO with a baseball bat!”

“Funny, how despite my criminal empire, I still believe in good manners.”

“If you want peace, prepare for war. And if you want chaos… Take me shopping!”

“I don’t need a man to define me. I define myself.”

“Puddin’ may have broken my heart, but I’m the one who’s breaking bones now!”

“You win some, you lose some. But you always have fun!”

“I like long romantic walks to the bar.”

“Revenge is a dish best served with a side of glitter and a whole lot of crazy!”

“Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little insane.”

“I used to think I needed a Joker, but the truth is, I’m better off without him.”

“I’ve got a PhD in making trouble.”

“If nobody looks, who’s gonna know?!”

“Who needs a therapist when you’ve got a hyena?”

“Happiness is a warm gun… and a big carton of popcorn!”

“I may be a villain, but I’m the villain you’ll never forget.”

“I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high-functioning maniac!”

“Just because I’m crazy, doesn’t mean I’m not right.”

“I don’t need to prove anything to anyone. I’m Harley freakin’ Quinn!”

“Sometimes, the only way to stay alive is to be a little nuts.”

“Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.”

“I’m not a girl who gets tied down. I’m the girl who ties everyone else down!”

“The best part of being insane is that there’s no pressure to be sane.”