HAUNTED MANSION RIDE QUOTES

“Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion!”

“When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls… ”

“Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.”

“There’s always my way…”

“We have 999 happy haunts here, but there’s room for a thousand. Any volunteers?”

“Do not pull down on the safety bar, please. I will lower it for you.”

“You may not believe it, but ghosts are everywhere.”

“This chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!”

“We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat. Every room has wall-to-wall creeps, and hot and cold running chills!”

“We spirits have received your sympathetic vibrations and are beginning to materialize. We’ve been dying to meet you!”

“The happy haunts have received your sympathetic vibrations and are beginning to materialize!”

“Now, as they say, look alive, and we’ll continue our little tour. And let’s all stay together, please.”

“Beware of hitchhiking ghosts!”

“There’s a little matter I forgot to mention: beware of hitchhiking ghosts! They have selected you to fill our quota, and they’ll haunt you until you return!”

“Please remain seated. This vehicle has come to a stop. The spirits will materialize momentarily. Please remain seated in your doom buggy.”

“We spirits haunt our best in gloomy darkness, so remember, no flash pictures, please!”

“Now I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home! Kindly watch your step.”

“A ghost has followed you home, and now you will be mine… forever!”

“As the spirits materialize, they will assume their proper positions by your side. Please remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the doom buggy. And do take care to stay seated in your black chamber.”

“The happy haunts have received your sympathetic vibrations and are beginning to materialize once again!”

“Room for one more… any volunteers? Ahh… there’s always my way!”

“You’re scared just as I am, aren’t you?”

“Don’t be afraid. We’re out of the rain and in the comfort of your Doom Buggy.”

“There’s not even a clear view for the moon. Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching?”

“A warm welcome back to those of you who made it, and a reminder to the spirits kindly watching your belongings to please retrieve all of your personal items and exit through the nearest door.”

“I am your host, your ghost host.”

“Of course, there’s always my way…”

“Ah, the foolish mortals. How quaint.”

“Every room has wall-to-wall creeps, and hot and cold-running chills.”

“Look alive, and we’ll continue our little tour. And let’s all stay together, please.”