“You’re not gonna amount to Jack Squat!” – Rod Kimble

“I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day!” – Rod Kimble

“I’m gonna be honest with you, I’m kinda retarded.” – Rod Kimble

“I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now, I’m not legit. I’m un-legit. And for that reason, I must quit.” – Rod Kimble

“Nobody was like, ‘Hey, you’re awesome. Let’s hang out.’ But then, that’s when I learned: They don’t hang out with losers, and definitely not with posers.” – Rod Kimble

“It’s not just a pile of garbage. It’s my pile of garbage.” – Rod Kimble

“You look pretty professional. If I didn’t know you any better, I’d say you were totally sober.” – Rod Kimble

“I am the stuntman. I go over the ramp at my high school and I land safely. Pretty sweet, right?” – Rod Kimble

“Does this suit make me look fat? No, your face does.” – Rod Kimble

“You know what’s gonna happen when I kick your ass? You just gave me my confirmation call for it.” – Rod Kimble

“I’m gonna assemble a crew, we’re gonna go and save my dad. And I’m gonna beat up that jump and get all famous. Basically, I’m gonna be a hero… and I’m gonna be all up on you.” – Rod Kimble

“It’s not about beating him, it’s about saving my dad’s life!” – Rod Kimble

“I’m gonna jump this whole row of school buses. Because… I have to.” – Rod Kimble

“You know the cops just sprinkle that stuff on their donuts, right?” – Rod Kimble

“Cool beans!” – Rod Kimble

“I have the strength of a grown man and a little baby… yet.” – Rod Kimble

“I’ve been preparing for this my whole life… except for the beginning of it, when I didn’t train.” – Rod Kimble

“I wish you were all my Instagram followers.” – Rod Kimble

“I’m an anarchist. I believe in anarchy.” – Rod Kimble

“Screwing up is a part of life, living in fear is not.” – Rod Kimble

“I never learned how to read.” – Rod Kimble

“When the going gets tough, the tough get going… and your dad’s going to the hospital.” – Rod Kimble

“Falls down a mountain, can’t even pray to that church.” – Rod Kimble

“I am going to embrace this life and I am going to kick major ass. I know it’s in me, I’ve had it in there since the day I climbed out of the womb and I said, ‘I gotta be me!'” – Rod Kimble

“Life is pain, you just get used to it.” – Rod Kimble

“I used to be pretty damaged, too, but then I learned how to wrestle a bear and everything fell into place.” – Rod Kimble

“Cool beans is obviously a cooler way of saying cool.” – Rod Kimble

“I’m pretty sure intercourse involves at least one other person.” – Rod Kimble

“I’ve been eating a lot of calcium. A lot of Dairy Queen.” – Rod Kimble

“Never drink green tea again, ever! I hate it. It’s disgusting.” – Rod Kimble