“Put that cookie down! NOW!” – Howard Langston

“I’m not a pervert. I just was looking for Turbo Man doll!” – Howard Langston

“It’s turbo time!” – Booster

“You can’t bench press your way out of this one!” – Howard Langston

“Always keep your promises if you want to keep your friends!” – Myron Larabee

“You’re my number one customer!” – Ted Maltin

“I work in the mailroom, not the North Pole!” – Myron Larabee

“It’s like trying to find a parking spot at Christmas time!” – Howard Langston

“Stop whining! Kids like that are a dime a dozen!” – Mall Santa

“Don’t worry, it’ll be our little secret.” – Myron Larabee

“Every Santa has a tailor elf!” – Howard Langston

“You know, you can’t fight your way into a decent Christmas.” – Myron Larabee

“I have waited my whole life to see my son on the big float.” – Howard Langston

“I just wanted to be your dad.” – Howard Langston

“Don’t worry, Dad. I won’t let you down.” – Jamie Langston

“The important thing is that we’re together as a family.” – Liz Langston

“Super Dad to the rescue!” – Howard Langston

“It’s the true spirit of Christmas to save you from this!” – Howard Langston

“You told my son there were reindeer on this roof?!” – Howard Langston

“I’m not just a figment of your imagination!” – Myron Larabee

“I’m not a pervert. I’m a happy guy!” – Postman

“Christmas is about family, not just about getting the toy.” – Howard Langston

“Nobody likes a quitter, Howard.” – Myron Larabee

“It ain’t over ’til Santa sings!” – Myron Larabee

“This is the season for the cuddle me doll!” – Myron Larabee

“You don’t have to win, just make it through the parade.” – Ted Maltin

“I can’t break my promise to my kid!” – Howard Langston

“You haven’t seen the last of me, Langston!” – Myron Larabee

“You don’t need a toy to show your love.” – Liz Langston

“It’s not just a doll, it’s family!” – Howard Langston