MEG FROM HERCULES QUOTES

“I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!”

“I won’t let a little thing like ‘death’ stop me from living.”

“I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and you are wearing his merchandise?!?”

“I can’t believe I’m stuck here with this loser when I could be ruling the universe.”

“Memo to me, maim you after my meeting.”

“You know, I’ve had self-esteem issues… Until I realized I am a goddess!”

“Honey, you mean Hunkules!”

“I’d rather die than spend my life trapped in this body.”

“I earned my immortality fair and square, thank you very much.”

“Hades may be hot, but I’m hotter.”

“Somebody call IX-I-I!”

“I’m not looking for a knight in shining armor. I’m looking for a one-way ticket to Olympus.”

“It’s a small underworld, after all.”

“I have my whole future ahead of me… and it’s full of nothing.”

“I’m a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.”

“Listen Wonder Boy, I’ve had about enough of you and this whole mortal coil thing. Swing the scene and cut me in on the action, or you’ll be singing a different tune at my autopsy.”

“I can’t believe I’m actually standing here, arguing with a Greek column.”

“I want fabulous, that is my simple request.”

“Don’t let your guard down because of a pair of big blue eyes.”

“Boys like him are few and far between. We hit the jackpot with this one.”

“You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.'”

“Oh, sweetie, you’re funny… I’ll give you that.”

“Why so tense, cupcake?”

“Are you always this articulate?”

“You’re in luck. Normally when I get this ticked off, that’s when the gods get nervous.”

“Keep your ‘I told you so’s’ to yourself.”

“And don’t worry… things will work out.”

“You’ve got more natural ability than any rookie in a century!”

“Don’t you just hate it when you’re trying to save someone’s life and they’re really ungrateful about it?”

“Behold the curse of being ‘scrumptious’!”