“Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.” – Unknown

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“Men are like mascara, they run at the first sign of emotion.” – Unknown

“Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.” – Unknown

“Men are like snowflakes, all beautiful until they pile up and make your life a living hell.” – Unknown

“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” – Pope John XXIII

“Men are like Bluetooth devices, they are connected to your phone but are not always in range.” – Unknown

“Men are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not very bright.” – Unknown

“Men are like hurricanes, loud and destructive, but when they’re gone, you miss them.” – Unknown

“Men are like copies of a newspaper; you can’t always trust what they say.” – Unknown

“Men are like bras, they offer support and comfort until they snap under pressure.” – Unknown

“Men are like ice cream; they’re cold, sweet, and melt quickly under the sun.” – Unknown

“Men are like remote controls; simple, easy to use, and always in the wrong hands.” – Unknown

“Men are like rain, they can ruin your makeup but make everything else grow.” – Unknown

“Men are like bank loans, they have plenty of interest but it’s hard to find one that won’t screw you over.” – Unknown

“Men are like shopping carts, they’re only useful when they’re pushed.” – Unknown

“Men are like spiders, they spin a web of lies and then expect you to get caught in it.” – Unknown

“Men are like puppies; adorable, but in need of constant training.” – Unknown

“Men are like opening a bag of chips; you can’t have just one, but too many will make you sick.” – Unknown

“Men are like shadows, always lurking, but rarely making a real impact.” – Unknown

“Men are like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump

“Men are like queues; they always make you wait and give you nothing in return.” – Unknown

“Men are like video games; incredibly frustrating, but you keep playing because you’re convinced you’ll win eventually.” – Unknown

“Men are like sponges; they soak up all your attention and emotions but rarely give anything back.” – Unknown

“Men are like road trips; they seem like a good idea at first, but you end up regretting it halfway through.” – Unknown

“Men are like clouds; when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.” – Unknown

“Men are like snowstorms; beautiful to watch, but impossible to deal with.” – Unknown

“Men are like firecrackers; they may start with a bang, but they fizzle out quickly.” – Unknown

“Men are like balloons; they’re full of hot air and can pop at any moment.” – Unknown

“Men are like puzzles; you spend your whole life trying to figure them out, but in the end, they’re still missing a few pieces.” – Unknown