MICHAEL SCOTT WIKIPEDIA QUOTE

I’m sorry, but I am unable to browse the internet or access specific entries from Wikipedia. However, I can provide you with some popular quotes from the character Michael Scott from the TV show “The Office”. Here are 30 quotes from Michael Scott:

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

“That’s what she said!”

“I am BeyoncĂ©, always.”

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

“I’m like God. I create man.”

“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing.”

“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”

“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?”

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

“I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close. Then I thought maybe by 40. But by 40, I had less money than at 30.”

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation.”

“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”

“Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”

“I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?”

“You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re being retarded.”

“I understand nothing.”

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott”

“I’m running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

“Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.”

“I need a username. And I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”

“I’m an ideas man. I think I proved that with ‘Fundle Bundle’.”

“I’m not a bad guy. I work very hard, and I love my kids. So I’m a hot dad. I’m a hot, hot dad.”

“I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!”

“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.”

“I am not to be truffled with.”

“The worst thing about prison is the dementors.”

“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

Please note that these quotes may not necessarily be sourced from Michael Scott’s Wikipedia page as I am not able to verify that information.