NAPOLEON DYNAMITE UNCLE RICO QUOTES

“Back in ’82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.”

“Do you think people will ever travel to the sun? I mean, you’d have to go at night.”

“If coach would have put me in fourth quarter, we’d have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”

“I’m just pressing on with the plan, Napoleon. I’m gonna build me a time machine. I’m gonna go back in time and take state.”

“Hang on, guys. I’ve got a time machine in the van. Let’s go back and relive our glory days!”

“See this van? This baby could take us back to ’8 We could be legendary.”

“Napoleon, you know what’s a bunch of crap? Your trying to give me advice on how to throw a football! I could throw a football over those mountains!”

“You know, I used to have a pretty good arm. I was captain of the football team in 1982, and I could throw a pigskin a country mile.”

“If I had gone pro, I’d have gone for the Broncos. I always liked those uniforms.”

“You know, if I had one wish, it would be to be in the NFL. I’d be making millions. I’d be scoring touchdowns left and right.”

“You see this? This is a time machine, Napoleon. Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. People always ask me if I’m serious, and I always say ‘serious as a heart attack.'”

“These mountains over here? I bet I could throw a football over those.”

“I’ve been working on my throwing arm every day since ’8 One day, I’ll make it to the NFL.”

“You know, if I could just harness my potential and throw as good in the game as I can out here, I could have been a real contender.”

“Napoleon, you’re gonna eat those tater tots and you’re gonna like it! That’s what champions do.”

“You think a carb-free diet is gonna make you strong? Son, you need protein, like a big, juicy steak.”

“You kids today don’t know what discipline is. Back in ’82, we knew what hard work meant.”

“Napoleon, let me tell you something. I could have been somebody. I could have been a contender. Instead, I’m selling Tupperware.”

“You see this? This is my time machine. It’s gonna take me back to ’82 when I was in my prime.”

“Napoleon, I’m gonna teach you how to be a real man. It’s not just about football, it’s about life.”

“Listen up, Napoleon. You need to seize the day. Carpe diem. You’re young, you’re talented, and you have a bright future ahead of you.”

“Hey Napoleon, remember when we used to play catch in the backyard? Those were the good old days.”

“You can’t just sit around all day, Napoleon. You gotta get out there and make something of yourself.”

“Napoleon, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. I think it’s time for me to make my comeback. I’m gonna show ’em what I’m made of.”

“You know, Napoleon, life is like football. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But the important thing is to never give up.”

“Hey Napoleon, you remember that time in ’82 when we almost made it to state? That was something special.”

“You see these muscles, Napoleon? They’re my secret weapon. With these, I could have been unstoppable.”

“Napoleon, I’ve got a plan. We’re gonna get the team back together and show everyone what we’re made of. It’s gonna be epic.”

“You know, Napoleon, sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith. You never know what could happen if you just believe in yourself.”

“Napoleon, life is like a football game. You gotta strategize, make a plan, and execute it flawlessly. That’s how you win.”