“I’m Rasputia Latimore, and I’m just too much woman for you to handle.”

“I’m a big girl, baby. You can’t just throw me around.”

“Don’t mess with me, Norbit. I will crush you like a bug.”

“You’re mine, Norbit. And you’re never getting away from me.”

“You think I’m just a fat joke? Well, I’m about to make you cry like a baby.”

“I’m not just your wife, Norbit. I’m your worst nightmare.”

“I’m a boss lady, and you better start listening to me.”

“You better watch your back, Norbit. Because I’m always watching you.”

“I may be big, but I’m also sexy. Deal with it.”

“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed in your weak little self.”

“I’m the queen of this kingdom, and you’re just a peasant.”

“I’m a force to be reckoned with. Don’t underestimate me.”

“I don’t need you, Norbit. I can find a man better than you.”

“Don’t make me angry, Norbit. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

“I’m not a punching bag, Norbit. Stand up to me if you dare.”

“You thought you could have a normal life without me? Think again.”

“I’m always right, Norbit. Don’t even try to argue.”

“I’m not afraid to get a little rough, Norbit. Don’t push me.”

“You can’t escape me, Norbit. I’m like a shadow that never leaves.”

“I’m not just a pretty face, Norbit. I’m also a force of nature.”

“You better not cross me, Norbit, or you’ll regret it.”

“I’ll never let you go, Norbit. You’re mine, forever.”

“You can try to run, Norbit, but I’ll always find you.”

“I don’t care what you think of me, Norbit. I’m fabulous.”

“I’m a woman with attitude, Norbit. Get used to it.”

“I’m a fighter, Norbit. And I always get what I want.”

“I’m not scared of anything, Norbit. Not even you.”

“I may be big, but I’m also beautiful. Don’t forget that.”

“You’re lucky to have me, Norbit. You don’t deserve someone like me.”

“I’m a force of nature, Norbit. I can be your worst nightmare or your greatest ally. Choose wisely.”