PUFF PUFF QUOTES

“The only thing getting lit tonight is my candle.” – Unknown

“Smoking may be hazardous to your health, but it’s hazardous to my stress levels if I don’t.” – Unknown

“Some people feel the rain, others just get wet. I prefer to light one up and dance in the storm.” – Unknown

“Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.” – Unknown

“Weed is not a drug; it’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer; I’m a florist.” – Unknown

“I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge where I stored my stash.” – Unknown

“Smoking weed doesn’t make you lazy; it just makes you appreciate doing nothing a little more.” – Unknown

“If you stumble, make it part of the dance. If you stumble while high, enjoy the extra swag.” – Unknown

“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m high.” – Unknown

“Weed is my love language, and I’m fluent in it.” – Unknown

“Don’t panic, it’s organic.” – Unknown

“Don’t judge someone just because they don’t smoke weed. Maybe they’re saving it for later.” – Unknown

“Puff puff, pass. That’s how we roll.” – Unknown

“Weed goes in, happiness comes out. Simple math, really.” – Unknown

“Marijuana: The gateway to happiness, creativity, and a completely empty snack cabinet.” – Unknown

“The art of smoking weed is all about timing – knowing when to light up and when to chill out.” – Unknown

“Sometimes the best high can be found in the simplest moments.” – Unknown

“Life may be hard, but it’s a little easier when you’re high.” – Unknown

“Smoking weed is like hitting the reset button on my mind.” – Unknown

“I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m everyone’s favorite strain.” – Unknown

“Life is too short to stress. Just take a toke and let the worries go up in smoke.” – Unknown

“If weed was a competition, I’d be the gold medalist.” – Unknown

“A little weed and a lot of love can make the world a brighter place.” – Unknown

“Forget the roses, bring me a bouquet of my favorite strain.” – Unknown

“I don’t need an excuse to smoke weed; I’m just happy it exists.” – Unknown

“When life gives you lemons, trade them for some bud and roll a fat joint.” – Unknown

“There’s a reason they call it ‘high’ maintenance.” – Unknown

“Life is like a joint; you can either smoke it away or let it burn out.” – Unknown

“When in doubt, smoke it out.” – Unknown

“Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.” – Unknown