QUOTES FROM JINGLE ALL THE WAY

“Put that cookie down! Now!” – Howard Langston

“I’m not a pervert! I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll!” – Howard Langston

“You guys are nothing but a pack of sleazy con men in red suits!” – Howard Langston

“You can’t bench press your way out of this one!” – Myron Larabee

“You don’t get it, do you? This isn’t just another toy. It’s… it’s Turbo Time!” – Howard Langston

“Don’t you people have any sleighs?” – Howard Langston

“It’s Turbo time, buddy!” – Howard Langston

“It’s Christmas Eve. The toy stores are going to be packed with moms and dads desperate to get their hands on a Turbo Man. I need one. Do you understand that? One. Uno!” – Howard Langston

“I just wanted the Turbo Man doll for Jamie!” – Howard Langston

“Those arm muscles are fantastic! They’re like two refrigerators!” – Myron Larabee

“Lousy stupid Turlowe man – wouldn’t feed it to a dog! Greatest criminal in modern history! Where’s my dog!?” – Myron Larabee

“If I don’t get the Turbo Man doll, I’m gonna lose my son’s love!” – Howard Langston

“You picked the wrong day to mess with me, Myron!” – Howard Langston

“Always reliable, Arnold’s pizza!” – Howard Langston

“Get the Turbo Man doll and get out of there!” – Myron Larabee

“You want a beer, son?” – Howard Langston

“Jaime: Dad, what’s the number for 911?” – Howard Langston

“Put the cookie down! NOW!” – Det. O’Reilly

“You can’t hide from me, Santa Claus!” – Det. O’Reilly

“I’m not a pervert, I’m looking for my son!” – Howard Langston

“You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy con men in red suits!” – Howard Langston

“These are homemade. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.” – Myron Larabee

“I’m not a pervert! I’m just looking for a Turbo Man doll.” – Howard Langston

“You’re my number one customer!” – Toy Store Manager

“You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy con men in red suits!” – Howard Langston

“You want a Christmas present? Go home and be a good dad.” – Howard Langston

“What do you know about fathers?” – Howard Langston

“I’m your number one customer!” – Howard Langston

“You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy con men in red suits!” – Howard Langston

“I just wanted the Turbo Man doll for Jamie” – Howard Langston