“I’ve been dying for 20 years, you think death scares me?”

“Killing is the sweetest thing there is.”

“Hate’s as good a thing as any to keep a person going. Better than most.”

“I have no wish to die at the hands of a coward.”

“What did the mad king say when you stabbed him in the back? Did he call you a traitor? Did he plead for a reprieve?”

“The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn’t have a sword?”

“When you’re dead, you’re dead. And when you’re hungry, you’re hungry.”

“If that’s how knights are made, maybe they should stop making knights.”

“There’s no safety you dumb bitch, and if you don’t know that by now, you’re the wrong one to watch over her.”

“You’re not a good man. You kill a man, pocket the coin, and fuck his wife.”

“It’s not easy being drunk all the time.”

“Death is the enemy, the first enemy and the last.”

“I’m loyal to no one but myself.”

“I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”

“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”

“The world is overflowing with horrible things, but they’re all a little less horrible with a belly full of wine.”

“Safety? Where the fuck’s that?”

“The good lords are dead, and the rest are monsters.”

“The Hound will live another day. The Hound will stay alive.”

“I prefer chicken.”

(Referring to his fear of fire)

“I fought for you, didn’t I? Killed for you, and you for me.”

“You’re shit at dying, you know that?”

“A knight of the Kingsguard…even now, I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake!”

“Any man who dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking corpse!”

“Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.”

“It’s not a joke, it’s a trial by combat. And I’m going to win.”

“Go on, Brienne of fucking Tarth. Tell me, tell me the truth. Do you love him?”

“You’re going to die for some chickens?”

“When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.”

“You’re right. Burn in hell!”