SARCASTIC ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

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“Congratulations on surviving another year of our ‘happily ever after.'”

“Cheers to another year of pretending we’re still in love.”

“Wow, we made it another year without killing each other!”

“Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending like we’re happily married.”

“I can’t believe we’re celebrating another year of tolerating each other.”

“Happy anniversary to the person who still manages to annoy me after all these years.”

“Here’s to another year of compromising my happiness for you.”

“Congratulations on our special day, where we pretend everything is perfect in our relationship.”

“Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending like we don’t regret getting married.”

“Here’s to another year of questioning why we’re still together.”

“Cheers to another year of pretending like we’re a happily married couple.”

“Happy anniversary! Another year of sharing the same bed but not the same feelings.”

“Congratulations on surviving another year of my unbearable presence.”

“Happy anniversary to the person who knows just how to push my buttons every day.”

“Cheers to another year of pretending like we’re still crazy about each other.”

“Congratulations on our anniversary, where we prove that misery loves company.”

“Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending like we’re the perfect couple.”

“Cheers to another year of sticking it out, no matter how unbearable you are.”

“Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending like we enjoy each other’s company.”

“Congratulations on surviving another year of our love-hate relationship.”

“Cheers to another year of making everyone around us uncomfortable with our dysfunctional relationship.”

“Happy anniversary to the person who manages to make me angry in 20 different ways every day.”

“Congratulations on another year of fighting over the same things again and again.”

“Cheers to another year of pretending like we’re still passionate about each other.”

“Happy anniversary! Another year of wondering why we thought this would work.”

“Here’s to another year of pretending like we’re still madly in love.”

“Congratulations on another year of making me question my life choices.”

“Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending like we’re the couple everyone wants to be.”

“Cheers to another year of growing together, whether we like it or not.”

“Congratulations on surviving another year of my sarcastic comments and dry humor.”