“I like my coffee like I like my mornings – strong and sassy.”

“Coffee: because adulting is hard.”

“Coffee – the most important meal of the day.”

“I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.”

“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”

“Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.”

“Decaf? No thanks, I need all the sass I can get.”

“Coffee, because it’s too early for wine.”

“Step aside, coffee is my spirit animal.”

“Don’t speak to me until I’ve had my coffee and sassy attitude.”

“I only need coffee on days that end with a ‘y’.”

“Coffee: my superpower in a drink.”

“I run on coffee, chaos, and cuss words.”

“Coffee is my love language.”

“Short, hot, and sassy – my coffee and me.”

“Life happens, coffee helps.”

“Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.”

“Coffee first, adulting second.”

“Forget love, fall in coffee.”

“Coffee – because mornings are hard and Mondays are even harder.”

“Coffee: the answer to all of life’s problems.”

“Coffee – the original energy drink.”

“Life is too short to drink bad coffee.”

“Coffee: the most important vitamin of the day.”

“Coffee: because sleeping and being cute are overrated.”

“Coffee: because sanity is overrated.”

“I like my coffee how I like my men – strong, hot, and sassy.”

“Forget Cinderella, I need some coffee to get me through the day.”

“Coffee – the friend you can always depend on.”

“Coffee, the beverage that fuels dreams and sass.”