“Do you like scary movies? What’s your favorite scary movie?” – Ghostface

“You think this is all about you? You think you’ve been targeted? You’re not the only one being hunted.” – Roman

“There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.” – Randy

“It’s an insane idea. Maybe it’s just crazy enough to work.” – Dewey

“God, I miss the old days. The simplicity of running away from an inanimate object.” – Gale

“You know, with you being an authority figure and all, that’s just weird. Don’t you think?” – Sidney

“Hello Sidney. Remember me?” – Ghostface

“Now the ending. The killer should be loose, right? So you may expect him to pop out in the next scene, or maybe he’ll be hiding in the backseat of your car.” – Cotton

“I’ll be right back.” – Multiple characters (parodying the cliché line in horror movies)

“You know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everyone else.” – Roman

“You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies!” – Detective Mark

“Aren’t you guys supposed to be experts? You’re the ones who watch all the movies!” – Sidney

“Someone’s taken their love of sequels one step too far.” – Randy

“We’re all gonna die.” – Multiple characters

“I don’t like this. Someone’s playing games with us.” – Gale

“At this point, I’d settle for just a tease of the trailer!” – Dewey

“Deja vu. Oh, fucking dizzy, feeling.” – Detective Mark

“I’m getting too old for this.” – Dewey

“The truth will set you free. But first, it’ll piss you off.” – Cotton

“I just wanted to be in your sequel!” – Jennifer

“The past will come back to bite you in the ass.” – Roman

“You know what? I never tried this before, so be kind, rewind.” – Ghostface

“Sidney Prescott, of course, you know her, don’t you? I mean, we all feel like we know her.” – Roman

“You think you’re so much smarter than me? I’ve written my own ending, and it’s about time you had yours!” – Roman

“Once the plot is disclosed, do I stay on my assigned duty or do I follow what I know is the heart of a human?” – Milton

“Sun’s going down. Sydney’s under a curfew.” – Detective Kincaid

“You bastard! You killed my son!” – Mrs. Loomis

“And so Dawn… and so Gale… and so we die.” – Cotton

“There is no Sidney Prescott without Gale Weathers!” – Gale

“Sidney, you’re the one who wanted to be in the sequel.” – Ghostface