“Being a grandparent means spoiling your grandchildren and not having to worry about the consequences.”

“I didn’t become a grandparent to change diapers or deal with tantrums. Let the parents handle that!”

“Grandchildren are great, as long as they don’t interfere with my social life.”

“I love being a grandparent, as long as it doesn’t require me to actually spend time with them.”

“Why should I have to babysit my grandkids? That’s what daycare is for.”

“Grandparenting is all about sitting back and enjoying the show, without having to lift a finger.”

“I have better things to do than be involved in my grandkid’s lives.”

“Grandparenting is overrated. I prefer to focus on myself and my interests.”

“There’s nothing wrong with being a distant grandparent. After all, they have parents for a reason.”

“I’ll only be involved in my grandchild’s life if it benefits me in some way.”

“I don’t see why I should have to help out with my grandkids. They’re not my responsibility.”

“Selfishness is a grandparent’s prerogative. I’ll do what I want, regardless of how it affects my grandkids.”

“Grandparenting is just an easy way to feel good about yourself without putting in any real effort.”

“I’ll show up for family gatherings, but don’t expect me to interact or engage with the grandkids.”

“My relationship with my grandkids is purely superficial. I have no desire to be an involved grandparent.”

“Grandparents aren’t meant to be actively involved in their grandchildren’s lives. It’s the parents’ job.”

“I didn’t become a grandparent to become a second parent. I have my own life to live.”

“As a grandparent, I reserve the right to be selfish and put my needs above those of my grandkids.”

“I’ll only be there for the fun parts of grandparenting, like spoiling them with gifts and treats.”

“I believe in maintaining boundaries as a grandparent. It’s not my responsibility to be deeply involved in their lives.”

“Grandparenting is all about relaxation and leisure. I have no interest in the day-to-day responsibilities.”

“I’ll love my grandkids from a distance, but don’t expect me to actively participate in their upbringing.”

“Grandparenting should be carefree and stress-free. I refuse to be burdened with their problems.”

“I’m not interested in being a hands-on grandparent. It’s not something I signed up for.”

“Grandparenting is all about enjoying the benefits without the responsibilities.”

“I’ll attend special occasions, but don’t expect me to be there for the everyday moments.”

“Being a grandparent means having the luxury of distance and detachment.”

“I have no desire to be actively involved in my grandkids’ lives. I’ll let their parents handle that.”

“As a grandparent, I prioritize my own needs and interests above anything else.”

“I’ll be a grandparent on my own terms, and that doesn’t involve being actively involved.”