SIMPSON EZ QUOTE

“D’oh!” – Homer Simpson

“Don’t have a cow, man!” – Bart Simpson

“Why, you little!” – Homer Simpson

“I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?” – Bart Simpson

“Mmm… donuts!” – Homer Simpson

“I need a beer!” – Homer Simpson

“Eat my shorts!” – Bart Simpson

“I am so smart! S-M-R-T… I mean, S-M-A-R-T!” – Homer Simpson

“Ay caramba!” – Bart Simpson

“I’d kill you, but I’d have to gouge my eyes out after!” – Homer Simpson

“Hi-diddly-ho, neighbor!” – Ned Flanders

“I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell?” – Homer Simpson

“I’m a regular Socrates!” – Homer Simpson

“It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m trying to be the man my dog thinks I am.” – Homer Simpson

“You don’t win friends with salad.” – Homer Simpson

“Sometimes I think we’re the worst family in town.” – Marge Simpson

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!” – Homer Simpson

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m the greatest star there ever was!” – Krusty the Clown

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” – Homer Simpson

“You don’t win friends with salad!” – Lisa Simpson

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell?” – Homer Simpson

“Can’t someone else do it?” – Homer Simpson

“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.” – Tyrone Simpson

“Operator! Give me the number for 911!” – Homer Simpson

“I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.” – Bart Simpson

“It’s a joke! It’s all a joke! Don’t you get it?!” – Krusty the Clown