“Procrastination is the thief of time.” – Edward Young

“The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.” – Unknown

“I can’t even motivate myself to do the things I don’t want to do.” – Unknown

“I can do it, but not right now.” – Unknown

“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.” – Spanish Proverb

“Slacking is a habit, not a task.” – Unknown

“I’ll start working as soon as I finish this nap.” – Unknown

“Just because I’m procrastinating doesn’t mean I’m not busy.” – Unknown

“I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 35% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 10% on Friday.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy; I just have a lot of opportunities to do nothing.” – Unknown

“Everything eventually gets done, but usually by someone else.” – Unknown

“I’m not avoiding work; I’m creating an opportunity for someone else.” – Unknown

“I am the master of the art of doing nothing.” – Unknown

“I’ll just do nothing today and let life surprise me.” – Unknown

“Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?” – Unknown

“If a task can be done in a minute, I will do it in an hour.” – Unknown

“I’m not slacking; I’m on a work-related break.” – Unknown

“Why do work when you can worry about doing work?” – Unknown

“Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.” – Christopher Parker

“The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, the less time you have to do it.” – Denis Waitley

“Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder.” – Mason Cooley

“I’ll finish this task right after I’ve had some more coffee.” – Unknown

“I don’t always slack off, but when I do, I excel at it.” – Unknown

“I’ll get back to work once I figure out the best way to procrastinate.” – Unknown

“Slackers unite… tomorrow.” – Unknown

“I’m pretty sure my spirit animal is a sloth.” – Unknown

“I’ll stop slacking off when it’s no longer fun.” – Unknown

“I’ll start working when my coffee hits maximum effectiveness.” – Unknown

“I work better under pressure. Unfortunately, the pressure usually comes from my boss.” – Unknown

“Slacking off is my secret strategy for better time management.” – Unknown.