“I only have two settings on my snowboard: fast and ‘oh crap!'”

“My therapist told me to find a hobby that would let me escape reality. So, I chose snowboarding.”

“My snowboard and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it when I’m cruising, and it hates me when I fall.”

“Snowboarding: the only sport where going downhill is the ultimate goal.”

“You’re not truly a snowboarder until you’ve Faceplanted in front of a crowd of people.”

“Snowboarding is the art of catching an edge and kissing the snow.”

“I don’t always talk about snowboarding, but when I do, I make sure nobody can understand me because I’m wearing my helmet.”

“You know you’re addicted to snowboarding when your heart skips a beat at the sound of fresh powder.”

“I may not believe in miracles, but I do believe in snowboarding.”

“Snowboarding is like life, it’s all about finding balance and embracing the wipeouts.”

“How do you become a snowboarding pro? Fall down. Get back up. Repeat.”

“Snowboarding: because gravity is nature’s way of saying, ‘Screw you!'”

“The only way to discover the limits of snowboarding is by going beyond them.”

“Snowboarding is my therapy, and the mountain is my psychologist.”

“Who needs a therapist when you have a snowboard and an open slope?”

“The only thing better than snowboarding is free snowboarding.”

“Sometimes I wonder how awesome it would be if falling in life was as fun as falling in snowboarding.”

“Snowboarding is the perfect mix of grace and faceplants.”

“I snowboard to burn off the crazy.”

“My snowboard is like my soulmate. We both like to go fast, take risks, and occasionally crash and burn.”

“Nothing beats the feeling of carving down a mountain and realizing you forgot to put on sunscreen.”

“Snowboarding: the only place on earth where it’s acceptable to talk to trees and hug a mountain.”

“Snowboarding is the best way to turn an adult into a kid, and a kid into a daredevil.”

“Meteorologists predicting snow are like psychics predicting your future – sometimes they’re right, most of the time they’re wrong.”

“Snowboarding is just like flying, except with more bruises and less altitude.”

“The most annoying words in snowboarding: ‘You should have seen that trick I just did!'”

“If snowboarding was easy, it would be called skiing.”

“What do you call a snowboarder without any gear? Homeless.”

“The secret to a good snowboarding session: shred the pow, eat the snow, repeat.”

“I snowboard not to escape life, but for life not to escape me.”