“Tequila: the reason I wake up naked and regretful.”

“Tequila, because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad.”

“Tequila, turning ordinary people into dancing machines since forever.”

“Life is too short for bad tequila.”

“Tequila: because kids are expensive and therapy is overrated.”

“Tequila doesn’t give you hangovers, it gives you unforgettable memories.”

“Tequila: proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

“I don’t trust people who don’t like tequila, chances are they’re just boring.”

“Tequila is the answer. What was the question again?”

“I may not be perfect, but my tequila shots are.”

“Tequila: the reason my dance moves suddenly become award-winning performances.”

“Tequila, because it’s too early for vodka.”

“Tequila: making bad decisions look like good ideas since forever.”

“I don’t get drunk, I just get closer to the floor thanks to tequila.”

“Tequila: the perfect liquid confidence for your terrible dance moves.”

“Tequila: saving people from boring conversations since forever.”

“Tequila, because it’s easier to connect with people through bad decisions.”

“Tequila: turning otherwise intelligent people into temporary geniuses.”

“Tequila is like a hug in a bottle, followed by a slap in the face.”

“In dog years, I’m dead. In tequila years, I’m barely legal.”

“Tequila: the answer to all of life’s questions, especially the ones you don’t remember the next day.”

“Tequila: making everyone more attractive since forever.”

“The only time I feel alive is when I’m dancing with tequila.”

“Tequila: the only known cure for adulting.”

“Tequila: the official party starter, bad decision maker, and friendship tester.”

“Tequila doesn’t judge, it just helps you judge other people better.”

“Tequila: where lost inhibitions and questionable decisions collide.”

“Tequila is the reason I have friends who should have been one-night stands.”

“The only thing better than a margarita is two margaritas. Or three. Or four…”

“Tequila: the literal shot of confidence we all need.”