“I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.” – Benjamin Disraeli

“I’m thankful for my struggle because without it I wouldn’t have stumbled across my strength… and my immense collection of sarcastic jokes.” – Unknown

“Thank you for not judging me for my questionable life choices. You make me feel like less of a mess!” – Unknown

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Thanks for always reminding me of that!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being the reason I smile, even when I’m mad at you. Love you, you little troublemaker!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my unpaid therapist. Your advice is always worth exactly what I paid for it… zero.” – Unknown

“I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you, my friend, even that’s too mainstream. So, thank you from the depths of my soul – where things are a little spicier!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my favorite distraction from productive adulting!” – Unknown

“I appreciate how we can sit in silence together and still have the best time. You truly understand the power of being lazy.” – Unknown

“Thank you for accepting me the way I am – weird, confused, and constantly hungry. You’re a true friend!” – Unknown

“Thank you for never letting my ridiculous ideas go unchallenged. The world needs more people like you, who question my sanity!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my friend who always knows how to make me laugh, usually by laughing at me!” – Unknown

“Thank you for standing by my side even when I’m acting like a complete idiot. That’s true friendship.” – Unknown

“Thank you for always being there for me, regardless of how busy your Netflix schedule is.” – Unknown

“Thank you for pretending to understand my ramblings and random thoughts. Let’s keep faking it till we make it!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being the kind of friend who can make even the most boring situations hilarious!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my partner in crime, together we make stupidity an art form!” – Unknown

“Thank you for making me feel less crazy, even though we both know I’m one step away from a mental breakdown.” – Unknown

“Thank you for being a friend who knows all my flaws but still thinks I’m awesome.” – Unknown

“Thank you for not judging me based on my search history. You’re a true guardian of secrets!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my sunshine on cloudy days, and my tequila on margarita nights!” – Unknown

“Thank you for always promising to bail me out of trouble, even if we both know that’s a terrible idea!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being the kind of friend I can have deep conversations with… about which TV show character we would marry.” – Unknown

“Thank you for being there when I need to complain about life’s problems that are too ridiculous to explain to anyone else!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my partner in crime, whether it’s sneaking snacks into the movies or avoiding adult responsibilities.” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my emergency contact for both life-threatening situations and embarrassing incidents. You truly understand my life!” – Unknown

“Thank you for sending me funny memes on a daily basis. Without you, my online experience would be way more miserable!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my friend who can always make me laugh, except when I’m drinking milk because that stuff is dangerous!” – Unknown

“Thank you for being my go-to accomplice for all the insane ideas we come up with. Our friendship is a beautiful disaster!” – Unknown

“Thank you for understanding that I may not always say thank you, but deep down, I appreciate you more than anyone else. Now pay me back that $20 you owe me!” – Unknown