THE OFFICE BELSNICKEL QUOTES

“I am Belsnickel! And this is my associate, Krampus!”

“I bring rewards for the good children, and punishments for the bad.”

“I can see into your soul and decide your fate.”

“Do you fear the whip? Because the whip fears you.”

“I know when you are sleeping, I know when you’re awake.”

“Obey Belsnickel or suffer the consequences.”

“The Belsnickel does not wait for you to be good, he looks into your heart!”

“Krampus, bring forth the sack of judgment!”

“I bring you pain and suffering in the form of holiday spirit.”

“You dare to question the great Belsnickel? Prepare for eternal punishment!”

“The Belsnickel demands respect and submission!”

“Repent, for Belsnickel knows all your sins.”

“I have the power to determine who is deserving of presents and who is not.”

“Be afraid, for Belsnickel is always watching.”

“The Belsnickel strikes fear into the hearts of all who cross his path.”

“You think you can hide from the Belsnickel? Think again.”

“The Belsnickel brings judgment, not joy.”

“Woe to the naughty ones, for Belsnickel’s judgment is swift and merciless.”

“I can smell your fear, for I am the Belsnickel!”

“Krampus, witness this insolence and bring forth the punishments!”

“Belsnickel walks among the mortals, seeking out the unworthy.”

“The Belsnickel knows the darkest desires of your heart.”

“The Belsnickel’s wrath is unmatched, his justice unyielding.”

“Kneel before the Belsnickel and beg for forgiveness.”

“You have displeased the Belsnickel, and for that, there will be consequences.”

“The Belsnickel urges you to embrace the holiday spirit or face his rage!”

“Belsnickel comes with a switch in hand, ready to punish those who misbehave.”

“The Belsnickel is neither kind nor jolly; he is a bane to all who defy him.”

“Krampus, prepare the chains and shackles! The naughty ones need discipline!”

“You can run, but you cannot hide from the Belsnickel’s judgment!”