“I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I’ve ever been.”

“Courtesy of the red, white, and blue, I’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American way.”

“I ain’t as good as I’m gonna get, but I’m better than I used to be.”

“I’m just an old bar star trying to get a good seat at the rodeo.”

“I may not be the best singer, but I am damn good at dancin’.”

“My music’s therapeutic, it’s like a medicine.”

“I’m a hard hat, hammer-swingin’, blue-collar kinda guy.”

“I believe in the red, white, and blue, and I’ll always fight for what I believe is right.”

“There’s only two things that money can’t buy, and that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes.”

“I like my women just a little on the trashy side.”

“I don’t do Twitter, don’t have a Facebook page. But I do have six kids, so I know how to do that.”

“Beer for my horses, whiskey for my men.”

“I ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good once, as I ever was.”

“I’m a self-made man, I owe my success to nobody.”

“I’m not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time.”

“I’m a die-hard patriot, I stand up for what I believe in.”

“I love this bar, it’s my kind of place.”

“I’ve never paid my dues, and I’ve never been a dues-paying member of any organization.”

“When the dust settles, we’ll just have to see what’s left standing.”

“I’ve always been a little rough around the edges, but that’s what makes me who I am.”

“I don’t believe in waiting on fate, I believe in taking chances and making my own destiny.”

“I’ve been a rebel with a cause, and that cause is country music.”

“I don’t need no stinkin’ fancy car, I’m perfectly content with my old pickup and a cold beer.”

“I’ve never been one to follow the trends, I’ve always stayed true to myself.”

“I’m a country boy, through and through. I love the simple things in life.”

“I don’t apologize for who I am, I am who I am, take it or leave it.”

“I may not be the richest man in the world, but I’m rich in friends and family.”

“I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind, regardless of the consequences.”

“Whether you love me or hate me, you can’t ignore me.”

“I’ve always believed in working hard, playing harder, and living life to the fullest.”